a bowl of cereal?

A bowl of cereal is not just ... a bowl of cereal. Its a life statement. You can tell a lot about someone just by the kind of compilation that they pour into that bowl at any hour of the day. For instance, take your regular run-of-the-mill cheerios person. These people make educational videos on quilting look exciting. In terms of the hierarchy of cereals and therefore people, the cheerios eater is flat on their back looking up more than Paris Hilton in the USC football locker room. Now the ones that REALLY scare me are the Muselix crowd. First of all what in the world is it and what sadistic, hobo degenerate put together this mix of twigs, bark and petrified feces. Only my grandmother eats the stuff and thats because Dr. Kovarkian won't return her phone calls. Well as you can see this whole premise will reshape many facets of our current life situations. No more e-harmony or actual job applications. Only a short series of questions about your choice of cereal and of what time of day do you consume. I would love to hear more from others.. just leave your name and cereal of choice and i should be able to figure out the rest. And by the way.. i'm a Grape Nuts, Fruit Loops kind of guy.